After eons of R&D, Goliath Industries is proud to introduce you, yes YOU, to its inaugural product -- Da Fing Sling!

A tale as old as time itself... that of beast versus man. The Great Giant, as monstrous as the Bible is old. No foe could defeat the big ugly creature in a battle of strength alone, but outwit the asshole, our David did.

From betwixt his toes our hero grabs a lowly rock. And from his shacket, he wields the giant-slaying Fing Sling. With an effortless draw, David pulls back to ready his aim, and with the durable elastic with marksman-like trajectory the beast takes one square in the unibrow, before flopping to his demise!

Currently only available in the domestic U.S.