Welcome, New Students, to your never-ending first year at the prestigious PIT University!

Why attend PIT?

Students attending PIT receive a lifetime student ID card, giving them access to deals on food and fashion as well as discounted or FREE admission to movies and museums across the country!

Want to save 50% on a date to the Museum of Modern Art? Why spend $25 when you could pay $14, and use that extra cash at the gift shop afterwards. Souvenir AND a museum visit? Now that's dating on a dime!

Deep Discounts on...

• Clothing & Apparel
• Beauty & Health products
• Food & Fun and more!

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After purchase, simply e-mail ideas@twinnovation.biz with an attached passport photo of yourself, and in 2-4 weeks, voíla, you're a student of the world, forever.

After eons of R&D, Goliath Industries is proud to introduce you, yes YOU, to its inaugural product -- Da Fing Sling!

A tale as old as time itself... that of beast versus man. The Great Giant, as monstrous as the Bible is old. No foe could defeat the big ugly creature in a battle of strength alone, but outwit the asshole, our David did.

From betwixt his toes our hero grabs a lowly rock. And from his shacket, he wields the giant-slaying Fing Sling. With an effortless draw, David pulls back to ready his aim, and with the durable elastic with marksman-like trajectory the beast takes one square in the unibrow, before flopping to his demise!

Currently only available in the domestic U.S.